Need to buy your buddy a gift but you’re worried about sending the wrong message? Don’t worry- just pick up one of these romantically ambiguous gifts!
- Oakley Frogskin Sunglasses– At least he’ll look stylish when you hang out alone with him in public and people THINK you’re a couple.
- Vans or Nike Dunks– Nothing says “I love you in an entirely platonic way” like a good pair of shoes.
- J. Crew Wallet– Everyone needs a place to put their money.
- Toy Watch– This says “It annoys me when you’re ten minutes late” a lot more than it says “Be mine”.
Michelle Flesh